Of my new (temp) office

Setelah sebulan lebih merasa ditempatkan di minOFfin ni, akak suka untuk declare that here is a scary place to work.

First: They gave me this big room (3 times my workstation di tempat asal, itupun tak berapa lama lagi akan didownsizekan, che’ ta kan?) to bertapa in, with a nice view of the bridge where mayakarin in her latest movie stopped her sports car to rant about her two-timing fiancé. I’m not used to having this much space alone. My imaginations will start doing overtime, and mula la akak nak paranoid sensorang. Sebab tu la right on the dot pukul 5 akak clock-out, bukan sebab akak malas keje, tapi sebab TAKUT duduk dalam bilik besar sorang2. *eh, iye ke ni?*

Second: The building’s big, thus the location of one place to another is quite far. Maksudnya (fav. word Syifa lately), toiletnya jauh weiii!! Sampaikan nak minum air pun TAKUT, sebab lepas minum nak buang malas nak jalan jauh-jauh. Satu lagi, perjalanan ke toilet juga adalah sunyi dan meNAKUTkan. Di dalam toilet juga sunyi dan SCARY ditambah lak dengan lokasi toilet itu sendiri di tempat-tempat tersorok. Akak TAKUT kena batu karang lak dok keje tahan-tahan nih.

Third: Surau is also the same, jauh + sunyi = TAKUT.

Fourth: The people here are experienced, worldly, sophisticated, professional (same meaning je sume ni, akak saja nak feeling-feeling terer guna big words nih *ingat joey tribbiani*). I’m AFRAID I am not up to their standards. Inilah keTAKUTan akak yang terbesar kat sini.

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